You’re stuck with me again

Hello everyone! Wow, I disappeared for three months! I hope that’s ok… Anyway, I have a very good reason for why I’ve left, so bear with me here. Anyway, it all started the week I left. I was photographing a rather large and beautiful blue flower.

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He’s very mean, so I was doing it in secret. Suddenly, though, the lens cap slipped out of my hand, and got covered I dirt from the ground. When I reached down to grab it, I lost my balance, and tripped down the cliff behind me!

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When I landed, I wasn’t really hurt. But I was stuck down there, and since I had been photographing in secret, no one knew I was there! So there I was, at the bottom of a cliff, and darkness was coming it was all I could do to build a fire and roast hot dogs.

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When I woke up in the morning, I knew I had to do something. So I reached down, took a rock, said “Here goes nothing” used it to put out the fire, and walked up the stone escalator behind me. Needless to say, when I got back my parents were surprised. They’d thought I’d left for good this time. They had already turned my room into a study, and my art studio in the living room was gone!

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I was obviously very mad at my parents. They did seem to feel bad about it, but still. I forced them to remake everything I had done, including my paintings, and have it done within the week. However once they realized how expensive that would be, they realized they couldn’t do it. So they decided to put me in a nursing home.

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Unfortunately for them, I wouldn’t allow that. Once I was officially enrolled, I hatched a plan for my escape. As it turns out, the patients are allowed into the kitchen. So, using that old guy’s medication from the next room, I made a cake for the guards that would put them to sleep (this was a high security nursing home).

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As I’m sure you can imagine, once I was out, there was no stopping me. The first thing I did was break into a butterfly greenhouse and steal all the butterflies, then sell them to myself for 50,000 dollars (can I help it if I like butterflies?)

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After a few weeks of that, though, I realized something was missing. Sleeping on a sidewalk just wasn’t comfortable. So then I thought of people that care about me. Family had given up searching for me after a few hours, so they clearly didn’t. But then I thought, you guys have said that you care about me, or at least my posts! So if any of you wouldn’t mind if I stay at your house until I turn 18, I’d really appreciate it!

Thanks,

Simon

P.S. It’s good to be back.

P.P.S. Sorry to which one of you I stole this computer from.

P.P.P.S I took ALL of those pictures!

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44 thoughts on “You’re stuck with me again

  1. Hello, Not really sure what to say, nonetheless i’m a fan of sir sagedoyle; now if he has found interest in you i know it’s worth looking into, forgive me if i have forgotten, due to lifestyle memory in not good, with computer problems lost data does help. On different note; Welcome back i hope the journey was satisfactory.

    • If you stick with my blog you’ll find I LOVE cats. I post about mine on a daily basis. Anyway, my grandparents have agreed to let my sleep every other night in their garden shed, so things are looking up! =)

  2. Oh, you were gone?…. Very nice, but whatever happened to poor butterfly P105? Excellent work, by the way…. glad you weren’t too badly scarred by the loss of your childhood paintings… and that your hiatus obviously didn’t hamper your well-defined, and welcome quality of strange….
    😉

    • Well, thanks for the kinds word. Reading your comment there are some things I don’t understand, like “butterfly P105” to the point where you may have me confused with someone else, but either way the message still applies.

      • Sorry, I see upon re-reading I could have been clearer…. In the final photo, with the butterfly, the sign on the wing apparently says “sold”…. For some reason, my own strange vision turned that word upside down, visually, and my imagination seized upon that to see the butterfly as one labeled “p105”, with a blunt marker, as part of a study, or something… which, come to think of it, is just as strange is looking at it as a “sold” article… So, no, I’m not confused about that, though, I will admit to the possibility of confusion in many other areas…. 😆 I really do enjoy the way you mix in the graphic artistry with your words, to help direct the vision you’re creating… I just have my own oddness to get through to express it… I’ll be back, I’m sure…. 😉

  3. Brilliant! The story I meant…not that you fell was brilliant..that was awful, but it was brilliant you weren’t hurt!
    Parents can be quite sneaky huh? 😉
    Welcome back again!

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